May 1st, 2k11: The Death of Osama Bin Laden
By CJ Davidson
          Hello around the world, ladies gentlemen & everything in-between, you’re watching Other Web Show This May First 2k11. I’m your host, your ghost with the most, your chronicler, CJ Davidson. Whassszszup!!!
          We got Bin Laden! Fuck Yeah!!! Yeah baby!! But first…Where were you when Obama Erased Osama? Here’s where I was…
The night was cool as the SFV breeze skimmed over our skin. This was a relief from the Sunday blazing we received earlier in the day. I had just talked to my previous co-host, Jennifer Bruschi-Benesch. She talked my ear off with politics while I tried to squeeze a few band names past her…the opposite of what we shared on the live radio show. At around 6pm, I was putting the finishing touches on my Snuffest tribute & gaming page when Karin called to me from the other room.
          “They killed Bin Laden.” She shouted from the bedroom.
          I didn’t believe it so I rushed to the idiot box and flipped on NBC, but they were running Presidential profiteer Donald Trump’s Celebrity apprentice. But before he was about to fire someone, the network broke in and ran Mr. President’s glorious speech. With the roasting of Trump at Reporter’s Dinner this week and the knock-out of the single-minded, birthers, Obama kicked Trumps ass about three times this week…and Trump hasn’t even announced his candidacy yet.
          On a Letterman footnote, Dave said Trump wasn’t the first to announce his candidacy for President on a live television show. It was on the TV show “Are you Smarter than a Fifth Grader?” that George Dubya Bush announced his candidacy for President. It was so good I had to steal it, yes. Jimmy Kimmel said the US Navy Seals voted his ass off the planet earth. Two of my favorites.
          I watched in overwhelming joy as the news unfolded with George Stephanopoulos on ABC. He announced bi-partisan congratulation, but it never came. I then checked FOX to see if they would give Obama credit for ridding us of that vermin, Bin Laden. Instead they ran The Cleveland Show uninterrupted. In fact, they didn’t even acknowledge the deed until 2 hours after Obama’s speech!
          In the continued demonizing of our BRILLIANT President, I noticed AOL called the historic death of this mass murderer an “Assassination”. I’m sure the 911 families, the heroic Navy Seals and the rest of us in here in America would consider it more of an “Extermination” or “Removal” of a burgeoning cancerous growth from the ass of humanity.
          It appears our ELECTED President Barak Obama has done in two and a half years what installed President George Dubya Bush FAILED to do in seven years. This overwhelming failure, along with the economy, Katrina, deregulation, two bullshit wars to privatize two Islamic nations and a general inability to grasp reality, illustrates the importance of ELECTING QUALIFIED leaders. History will judge this period as our darkest and most shameful period in time.
          Let me be clear, I do not hate George W. Bush. In fact he seems like a nice, simple fellow, so it’s not at all personal. I would love to get drunk, do drugs and chase women with Dubya. He seems cool. But as much as I love my mom, she is not qualified to be president either. When we say George Bush failed to get Bin Laden, we must also remember when George Dubya Bush committed wire-tapping felonies, torture, corruption and war crimes; I call this a professional criticism as the planet would agree. He’s a sweet guy who needs to take responsibility for his actions…like us all.
          Let’s not underestimate our enemy.  Osama Bin Laden fought 2 major wars in Afghanistan, funded & commanded forces of the Mujahedeen, fought & defeated the Soviet Union, funded & masterminded the first World Trade Center attack in 1993, penetrated U.S. airspace, brought down the World Trade Center, conducted a war against the United States & Afghanistan’s Northern Alliance, escaped a massive manhunt in Bora Bora, eluding American forces for nearly 18 years. Keeping in mind that Bin Laden had the help of the corrupt Pakistani government and the somewhat “intentional” ineptitude of the Bush administration, he may have been neutralized even sooner instead of living in a plush million-dollar mansion in a posh neighborhood of Pakistan only a hundred feet from a Pakistani military base.
          In the words of Maxwell Smart, “If only he used his genius for good instead of evil.
          As for our ELECTED President, Barak Obama, he has proven himself an EXCELLENT commander-in-chief, a dazzling strategist and a great President that has just killed mass murderer Osama Bin Laden. (Salutes) Sir! The World, America and I salute you & our brave Navy Seals on a job well-done! May God bless you and America!
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          Thank you for sharing this fantastic historical moment with me here on That Other Web Show. I’m CJ Davidson saying “Bin Laden Rest in Pieces, you filthy cocksucker” &  “Later Days & Better Ways!” Buh-Bye!

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