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My Near Death In 2004 I almost had a head on collision...with a cop's car! Read all about those dank, dark days of addiction...more |
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A Coup D' eTat - Adult Fiction by CJ Davidson Ever wondered what would happen if the office simply let itself go into a wild, sexual and bizarre liberated freakout? No? Well I have! And here is my spin on everyday worklife when too many hallucinations take over. |
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Bernie Made-Off does not pass go but goes DIRECTLY to JAIL...FINALLY!!-
Heath Ledger wins as the Deadly Joker!!
As the economy stumbles and attempt to recover, Billionaire Bankers are on their third round of Bailouts...as they RAISE your Credit Card interest rates !! . ~CJ :)
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3-12-2k9 Transcrpit: p1:
Congratulation to all the Oscar Winners, whomever they were. The only one I cared about was Heath Ledger, who DIED OF LEGAL PRESCRIPTION DRUGS. He won for his brilliant performance of the Deadly JOKER!!! YESS! FINALLY! Course you have to be dead before you can win around here....WHICH IS WHY I’m GOTHIC!! Harry Shearrer noted when his Bushmen Comedy CD lost to George Carlin’s CD, “People LOVE DEAD PEOPLE...again, which is why I’m Gothic,
FOLKS, when your 8 years old reading Edgar Allen Poe, telling Teachers “NEVERMORE!” You might BE GOTHIC.
If you LOVE kissing your dead relatives at funerals, like me..YOU MIGHT BE GOTHIC!!
IF YOU CAN”T WAIT to see which LUCKY SON OF A BITCH GETS to play the NEXT JOKER...YOU MIGHT BE GOTHIC!!
- SEQUAL to Slumdog Millionaire already in the works. SHITHOLE BILLIONAIRE – Starring Bernie MADE-OFF as the disgraced Finacier who finds himself down and out in the Los Angeles Skids (FANTASY MUSICAL of course) also known as “The Nickel” we call Skid Row here in LA. Berine finds solace and tranquility as he transcends his poverty by falling in love with and marrying his crack-pipe. Rated G for everyone and his dog’s brother to witness.
Ahh the Age thing!!! I was grabbing my coffee the other day when My friend at the coffee shop were chatting about back in the 80’s when they had self-serve gas stations. She then proceeded to apologize for referring to me as over 40. I was stunned and frankly quite tired of people who fear or hate referring to me or themselves as being over 40!! I told her to stop reading so many beauty magazines and that I was proud of my age and referred to Barak Obama as being my age. She froze in her tracks as if she’d seen a ghost and smiled. She had SOMETHING positive to equate with 40+. I made her day.
I know octogenerians who have no common sense at all. I know teen-agers as sharp as a tack. Age means nothing. It’s the miles and experience and what you learn. LEARN LEARN!!
As I sat and watched old rock videos from back in the 80’s (remember the REAL Videos?) , I noticed most, accept for the “Pretty boys and girls” (most of which are trivia questions now ie, the Fixx, Cinderalla, etc.) were over 40. Bands like the Who, the Stones, Pink Floyd, RUSH, were all over 40 and ROCKIN harder than ever! They were defined, and in their prime!!!
Folks, try to avoid looking at those Glamour and tabloid magazines at the check-out stand. They do not exist for you to FEEL BETTER or LEARN anything. They exist to make money from your nosiness, envy and jealousy. You then feel like shit because you don’t measure up and were not among those hundreds of people who showed up for that Photo-Shoot.
Oh yeah. Here’s how that works: At about 4am, about fifty to a hundred anorexic women all pile into a cold, tiny studio, whose agencies have directed them to go with portfolios of their past work in hand and their best skimpy dress.
Of those, only about 5 are selected for the actual shoot, and of those 5 only 1 will get the contract. This is the face you see. You don’t hear about the rejects or the losers. Trust me when I say, you pay the magazines to degrade your self-esteem and your self worth plus waste your time and money.





















by CJ Davidson 



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